You know You’re depressed when
1. Standing on the edge of Third mainland bridge is the right spot to appreciate the sunset
2. Drinking acid means the same thing as drinking vodka
3. Diving off the bridge into the lagoon is like diving into a pool at Ikoyi Club
4. You put a 10 year old behind the wheel and daring him/her to run you over
5. An episode of The Big Bang Theory brings you to tears
If you experience any of the following symptoms, seek help. Please.